An adventurer (Jackie Chan) and his friend (Alan Tam) aid a woman (Rosamund Kwan) kidnapped by cultists seeking a set of armor with mystical powers.
God literally forbids she turn off a vibrator gone rogue, so an Orthodox Jew sets out on a quest to find someone who can.
From his earliest memories, it’s been Evan Walker’s dream to write for Athletics, America’s premier sports magazine. He was top of his class in journalism school, and now Evan believes it is finally time to turn his dream into reality.